appt. 1: video

[didknowthat]

[Well hello there, residents of this fine barge. What you'll find on your screens, is a rather tiffed redhead, looking only just a little like she might be trying to bite her tongue. Without actually puncturing herself.]

Hi- Hello. My name is Virginia Potts, and I've been asked to come and .. work on this ship. [It's only a partial lie. She'd sought it out herself.] That being said, I've come as a warden, and am here to help.

[There's a moment of hesitance, her mouth opening to continue. But then it shuts. ... And she tries again.]

Is there a Tony Stark on the barge?

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[spam] Mange is bad, Pepper

[aggravating]

Probably both.

[He turns, then, jostling her slightly, having worked himself out of the instant bite of betrayal at least long enough to at least kind of act normally.]

Did I tell you about the zombies, yet?

[spam] She got it from you.

[didknowthat]

[Hey whoa, this is her room, be nice Tony. No bitterness in here, mkay.]

... Zombies. No, no you didn't tell me about any zombies- There are zombies? Why are there zombies?

[spam] stfu he gets tested every year you ass

[aggravating]

[He'll be bitter all he wants okay. And nope. No longer your room, Pepper.

He's claiming half custody of this room, since he's pretty sure Pepper will be taking over his, too.]

Zombies, Pepper. Actual crawl out of the ground, glowing eyed, rotting skin zombies. Does it look like I know why there were zombies? I've honestly given up making sense of half of the crap around here, because it doesn't make sense.

It was a while ago, when we disembarked for a few days. Hasn't happened since then.

[spam] mhmm

[didknowthat]

[Oh she knows his room is half hers and vice a versa. At least that's more than normal for her back in her timeline, by now.]

Disembarked? And then .. they were suddenly on the ship? [Is she turning a little green? Maybe. Just a little.]

[spam]

[aggravating]

[If she is doing her best lime imitation, he's totally not noticing]

What? No. The ship? Why would they be on the ship? They were in some crazy city attacking a building. I built a suit out of a Best Buy.

[spam]

[didknowthat]

I don't know, you made it sound like they were here on the ship, for god's sake. [YOU ARE SO JOURNAL-NAME, TONY. UGH.]

You built- Where is it now? [Oh wait.] ... You weren't allowed to keep it, were you?

[spam]

[aggravating]

[THAT'S JUST HOW HE WORKS, PEPPER]

Just vampires and werewolves on the ship, Pep. Zombies get left behind.

[He's just kind of giving her a look, pursing his lips and pinching his brow. Seriously? Seriously?]

People keep labeling it as a weapon. [... Yeah, he's an inmate. Pepper if you laugh at him because of that he swears...]