Virginia "Pepper" Potts (
didknowthat) wrote2012-07-09 08:38 pm
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appt. 1: video
[Well hello there, residents of this fine barge. What you'll find on your screens, is a rather tiffed redhead, looking only just a little like she might be trying to bite her tongue. Without actually puncturing herself.]
Hi- Hello. My name is Virginia Potts, and I've been asked to come and .. work on this ship. [It's only a partial lie. She'd sought it out herself.] That being said, I've come as a warden, and am here to help.
[There's a moment of hesitance, her mouth opening to continue. But then it shuts. ... And she tries again.]
Is there a Tony Stark on the barge?
Hi- Hello. My name is Virginia Potts, and I've been asked to come and .. work on this ship. [It's only a partial lie. She'd sought it out herself.] That being said, I've come as a warden, and am here to help.
[There's a moment of hesitance, her mouth opening to continue. But then it shuts. ... And she tries again.]
Is there a Tony Stark on the barge?
[spam]
A lot of restrictions on the inmates, I guess. [Which sounds normal, ngl.] But I'm glad it's with people. You have a bad habit of secluding yourself, remember?
[spam]
[AKA god he'd rather deal with AIs and bots. They're so much easier to deal with than people, Pepper. You have no idea.
No. Idea.]
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[That's curious. But hey, she's not a bot. Would you prefer she was? ... She kind of works like one, anyway. Except for the occasional cold.]
[spam] Fuck I meant sock.
I needed something to do that can't be turned into some sort of psychotic weapon. It'll be like the chihuahua of helper bots.
[spam] sold sock SHES STILL WONDERING MANG
I'm not sure if I should be more worried about you making tiny domesticated robots or the fact that there are people imprisoned here that could .. turn them into psychotic weapons.
[spam] Mange is bad, Pepper
[He turns, then, jostling her slightly, having worked himself out of the instant bite of betrayal at least long enough to at least kind of act normally.]
Did I tell you about the zombies, yet?
[spam] She got it from you.
... Zombies. No, no you didn't tell me about any zombies- There are zombies? Why are there zombies?
[spam] stfu he gets tested every year you ass
He's claiming half custody of this room, since he's pretty sure Pepper will be taking over his, too.]
Zombies, Pepper. Actual crawl out of the ground, glowing eyed, rotting skin zombies. Does it look like I know why there were zombies? I've honestly given up making sense of half of the crap around here, because it doesn't make sense.
It was a while ago, when we disembarked for a few days. Hasn't happened since then.
[spam] mhmm
Disembarked? And then .. they were suddenly on the ship? [Is she turning a little green? Maybe. Just a little.]
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What? No. The ship? Why would they be on the ship? They were in some crazy city attacking a building. I built a suit out of a Best Buy.
[spam]
You built- Where is it now? [Oh wait.] ... You weren't allowed to keep it, were you?
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Just vampires and werewolves on the ship, Pep. Zombies get left behind.
[He's just kind of giving her a look, pursing his lips and pinching his brow. Seriously? Seriously?]
People keep labeling it as a weapon. [... Yeah, he's an inmate. Pepper if you laugh at him because of that he swears...]